Sunday Commentary: The KKK strikes again – By Godless Teen

November 11, 2012 in General, Sunday Commentary

Some of you may remember how agnostics are, like, totally similar to the KKK. Well, as it turns out, agnostics aren’t the only group of people seeking to destroy and exterminate all that disagree with their vision of ‘Murica. Oh no. Not at all. Beware, friends- Planned Parenthood is out to wipe out blacks from America!

Meanwhile, Mark Crutcher of Life Dynamics tells OneNewsNow there is an especially important fact people need to know about Planned Parenthood and its real target.

“We’ve been the victims of a lie in this country that abortion was legalized in order to advance the cause of women’s rights. The reality is that abortion was legalized as an instrument of eugenics and black genocide, and Planned Parenthood continues that today,” Crutcher reports. “This is not something that happened 50 years ago or 100 years ago. This is happening as we speak.”

Black women make up 12 percent of the population, but reportedly have 37 percent of the abortions. And a Life Dynamics study proves Planned Parenthood clinics are overwhelmingly located in minority neighborhoods. So, Crutcher contends that for anyone who supports Planned Parenthood, “that is no different than supporting the Ku Klux Klan.”

“The only difference between the Klan and Planned Parenthood is that Planned Parenthood’s a lot slicker, a lot more polished,” he compares. “They’ve got a very Madison Avenue-type approach to their eugenics, but the goal is the same. The Ku Klux Klan could never have dreamed of having the success that Planned Parenthood’s having, and on top of that getting a million dollars a day in federal tax dollars.” (from One News Now)


But, you know, now that I think about it… Woah. We’ve all been tricked!

Obviously, Planned Parenthood is just a codename for the Ku Klux Klan. In fact, I bet that Planned Parenthood was designed specifically by people who had once been in the Ku Klux Klan. They must have realized that going around burning stuff down wasn’t secretive enough, so they decided to create an program that was secretly meant to exterminate blacks from ‘Murica, and maybe even the whole world!

Yeah, of course! That must be it! I bet Planned Parenthood kidnaps pregnant black women and places them in their “clinics” (that are actually just jail cells for African Americans), and then forces an abortion on them. Then, they threaten to annihilate those black Muslim terrorists (cuz that’s obviously what they are) if they ever speak about what happened to them!

But that’s not all! The government is funding this program… So they must be trying to exterminate blacks too! I mean, that’s, like, totally obvious, or not? Holy crap guys. I think I’m onto something…

…Yeah! The government was never created to protect peoples’ rights, it was meant to exterminate blacks! For almost a quarter of a millenium, they’ve fed us the lie that they want to protect us from abuse and terror, but it was all a lie! All they really meant to do was put forward their racist agenda to exterminate minority groups, like African Americans!

And what about Obama, you may ask? Well, psh, obviously, somebody just paints him and his family before they make a public appearance to make them look like they have African-American ancestors. In private, though, they’re actually Caucasian. It’s all a giant PR stunt!

You know, those racist, genocidal monsters… They’re probably all agnostics! After all, we know just how much agnostics are like the KKK, right?! Yeah, and they probably support abortion so much because they’re hungry for aborted fetuses! Those horrible, awful monsters!


Geez, that was horrible. It’s too bad some people have to live their entire lives like this. It must really suck to live your entire life as a programmed robot, meant only to piss off those pesky little atheists. Yeah, it’s all just a conspiracy by the Pope/Emperor Palpatine- he just programmed a ton of people to be all religious and stuff. Psh. Obviously. That’s totally right. Yup.


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